Saturday, October 27, 2007

I never attended a University so this is in no way a jealousy thing towards all you graduates out there. The college thing was not meant for me and I really do not regret not going. To be honest....I detested every minute of school starting in pre-school! But here is what really gets me.....grown ups that hang college or professional sports team flags from their homes especially on game days. What drives a mature person to hang these stupid reminders of when the beer flow was endless and the parties never were better. But now your 40 plus years of age...GIVE IT UP. Even worse are couples that wear matching team jackets.....or a grown up wearing a team shirt with the players name on the back. I think these guys secretly would like to have a sexual experience with these players. They will never admit this, but I believe it. I don't watch sports. I could care less who wins. It's a game that will be forgotten within hours or a few days. I enjoy ultimate kick boxing. That is a sport that delivers (NOT a happy ending) pain, blood and sensational knock outs. Watching football? You couldn't pay me $100 cash to sit through a game.
Hockey? make it a grand. Golf...no price would be large enough. Sports and College are a match for many people.....Not me. Here's my list of things that make me happy
* Watching Curb your Enthusiasm or Soprano re-runs
* Reading newspapers & great books
* Smoking a cigar on Sunday morning with the Cigar boys at Shilo Inn
* Watching my wife tap dance (very sexy) & her excellent dinners
* When American Idol makes it's return
* Going to the post office
* Going to the Ore Coast (anytime)
* Listening to Sirius radio (channel 75)
other stuff.....but I'm bored now. Have a good weekend and if you hang a college or sports team flag on your house...take it down.

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