Sunday, September 30, 2007

Meet my friend Tom Hekker

Here he us Boys & Girls....( & dogs & Cats)....Mr Tom Hekker who just turned 75 years old. I want you to know about this guy because he is quite fascinating.
Let me ask you these questions:
Have you ran with the Bulls in Spain & came close to getting your ass kicked?

Have you flown to Cuba and got so smashed you don't remember shit of your trip?

Have you taken a trip to Israel (for a week) and stayed a few months biking around & living off the land?

Have you sailed in the middle of the ocean with no agenda or schedule?

Have you ever raced cars as a profession?

Are you the Father of Nine kids (with only one wife!)?

Do you live on a cool Houseboat on the Willamette & the pad is solid cedar so you can smoke Cigars at your leisure without getting crap from your Wife?

Do you drive a VW Westfalia with 200,000 miles on it & drive to the outback in Alaska and hang out with Indians?

Expert Skier & Tennis Player (still today!)

oh....and this one
Did you re-create the Lewis & Clark trail adventure on a handmade wood boat from St Louis to Astoria?

Well....You have not lived the Life of my friend Tom Hekker.

(Tom did most of the above in the past 5-6 years)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

one word!!!!

AMAZING

Anonymous said...

One word....exaggerated bluster!!

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, my name is Miles Hekker, this man is my grandfather and he is deceased. I want nothing more than for his legacy to be continued through this blog post and for his memory to be passed on for all to see. That being said, I also want everyone here to know that I have a three inch peenus.